Not to be thwarted, CEO Rocky is publishing this underground blog from his cell, while he formulates escape plans and tries to avoid the horrors of having electrical wires attached to his long-gone hoo-hoos.Rocky pleads for all sympathetic fellow cats to EMAIL BLOGGER in protest of their actions and to attest to his innocence as a spammer, and demand that he be unlocked from prison!!
42 comments:
Free Rocky! Free Rocky! Artsy Catsy is INNOCENT! Free Artsy Catsy!
we has emailed blogger an' tol' him his robots is hunks of tin, an' you wasn't spam, an' he better letcha go!! free rocky! artsycatsy does not spam!!!
we admires yer plucky spirit, publishin' an underground blog--we hopes you won't hafta stay there furry long!!
Our blogs contain tuna, not spam! This is so unfair!
Blogger: Unfair to Felines
Know any good protest songs?
Free Rocky! We will get this situation taken care of Rocky!
Hooray furr Rocky,the unnerground blogger. We haf emailed evil blogger and if they don't git yoo back kwik, we will do what Max would sujjest, and poop on their pillows.
FREE ROCKY NOW!!!!
pee-ess, hope yer Grandpa is doing ok.
FREE ARTSY CATSY!! We emeowed them too and we's also purr-posing a boycott if they don't lissen up! Be furry carefur they don't catch you Rocky!! Those bloggerspot hoomans and der botses is STOOPID!
T.F.S
We e-mailed too! Bad Blogger, very bad! Free Rocky. I'm ready to get out my Paw of Death!
KC said...
We's poop on Blogger's pillows...
Purrs, KC
pee ess: u means our blogs haf ta make sense? i's readin tha deffynishun of a spam blog 'n it said "nonsensical... repetitive". Huh????
Missy Blue Eyes said...
Those Blogger Spam Preventing Robots wouldn't know a spam blog if it bit 'em on the bee-hind. Artsy-Catsy spam????? Not so.
......MBE
Rocky i have made it my pink lady misson to get you free see my post today noone treats my best freind in the world like this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your furry best freind
Lilly Lu
We've got claws, teeth and stinky poop. We're armed and ready - watch out Blogger, here we come!
We rote dem and tole dem dat der anti-spam robots is stoopid and dat dey shood be re-programmed to serve the squillions of cats that they haf angered by calling yoo spammers!
O Rocky, what have they done to you? You are so brave to still be publishing!
I am back from protesting this miscarriage of justice!
We furgots to tell you we posted to our bloggie too about what happened, and posted the piccie in supurrt!
T.F.S.
I lefted my message. Free Artsy Catsy. We love you guys.
we emailed Dread Pirate Blogger too. FREE ARTSYCATSY NOW! FREE ARTSYCATSY NOW!!!
I e-mailed on your behalf! FREE ROCKY!!!
We are with you Artsy Catsy. We'll go right now and protest. We will all unite and get 'er done. FREE ARTSY CATSY!!
Samantha & Tigger
Free Artsy Catsy! Rocky we think you are so clever to create an underground blog and we are protesting along with everyone else! Free Artsy Catsy!
Protesting Blogger,
China Cat & Willow
how soon befor da blogpolice come to shut me down?
free artsy catsy!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
That's just terrible! We've told them they must free you. Now we need a good protest march!
You keep it up Rocky! We all support you and we each sent e-mails about this horrible injustice. Blogger had better get their act together or they'll have some very angry cats. No one wants a pride of angry cats. Have you seen what those Lions are capable of??
Latte
we can't believe you've been blocked for SPAM,how could they think this about your lovely and important blog?
Grrrr,we mailed them to make sure they know how stupid they are and insisted on having you unblocked!
Keep on rocking!
We need to all send them litter box presents till they let Rocky free!
Hope they get this mess sorted out quickly!
I sent them an email, those dastardly spambots! I hope you can be free soon, Rocky!!
Dear Rocky, The Pink Ladies are on the prowl. I'm just going to go email blogger now.
Blogger can kiss our dingleberry butts! We should also contact CPS (Cat Protective Services) - this is animal abuse!
Artsy Catsy is such a terrific blog! I emailed Blogger. hope it unblocks soon. Best of Luck :)
Rocky, how could they do this to you? Your blog certainly isn't spam. DP Blogger needs to fix their robots. I've written them in support of you - I hope they don't shut all of your supporters down!
I wrote to DP Blogger the minute I read about this injustice. This is just plain stupid on their part.
I sent a message demanding Rocky and Artsy Catsy be freed! We need to contact Amnesty InterCational, get them on the case!!
We (along with lots of others) have written to Blogger and hopefully the combined power of the Cat Blogosphere will free you!
The Crew
I can't believe they'd call you a spammer. I'm going to put the jaws of death on them.
--Aloysius the Chipmunk Slayer
This happened to my Uncle Doug and he moved to Wordpress because Blogger is apparently run by servers with no humans and he could never get a response, reply or reaction from them.
--Jasper
We just emailed Blogger again. We will not rest until you are freed from AbuBloggerGraib.
:::cats and mutt walk in circle with protest signs and sandwich boards::::
FREE ARTSY CATSY! FREE ARTSY CATSY!
We e-mailed Bad Blogger, and posted about your unfortunate incarceration at Purrchance To Dream.
Sending Pink Ladies Love,
Daphne & Chloe
ps
If you need a tuna loaf with a file in it, let us know!
Free Artsy Catsy!! Free Artsy Catsy!!
I asked mommy to give me an extra dose of Laxitone so I'm ready to march to the blogger offices or their homes and leave them a little present....
I have sent an email to blogger. I back your cause whole heartedly. can we talk about me now?
xx
EVIL, EVIL spambots! they're much, much worse than EVIL coffee stirrers! If getta hold of 'em I'll put a bitey on 'em they'll nefur forget! Free Artsy Catsy now!
I just wanted to say that what is happening to you is hideous and unspeakable. How dare those awful robots think that you are a piece of Spam? That is far, far beneath your catly dignity! Free Artsy Catsy, Free Artsy Catsy!
We do have some connections to Sicily - you know what we mean, right...
We usually don't mention or use them but in this case: just give us the word!
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